Q: Do you find phrases such as "Mind-Blowing" Offensive?
David: Honestly? I got used to it after a while... best to learn to live with it, kinda like what Shortcake does.
Q: How does it feel when your head blows up? How fast does it generate?
David: It's not that bad, honestly. It's just the feeling of suddenly getting light-headed up until it comes back... of course, there's the blast and all but nothing I haven't already dealt with. You get used to it. As to how fast it generates... honestly I'm not sure? It just kind of... does it. I don't have any control over it and nobody I've asked can really identify why.
Q: Hey Hey, Mr. David, I'm Connor and I got questions to YOU. So, questions is: 1. How long you live in Dorthpeck? Like, how long you work in Town Hall.
David: Hi Connor! Hope you're doing okay! Uh, let's see... I honestly can't recall how long I've been in Dorthpeck for, time seems kind of fuzzy - to me in particular, I get a lot of people have that feeling too but I really just have it worse - although I'd say it's been... a good while? I signed up to be the secretary when I arrived and I was taken pretty well very fast. Love the people here. Do they have another question?
Q: Tell something about MIG. Like what you doing in there.
David: I, uh... I don't know what that is. Next question?
Q: That's all... Also, can you say "hi" from me to: Greg, Shortcake, Percy, Isa, Jim, Fitz, Bob, Bob Jr. and maybe... Coolguy, yeah.
David: ... Alright, I will. See you later, then.
Q: Dear David whats your favorite video game (doesn't matter if its console or pc), and have you ever been to a different country?
David: I like, uh... DOOM, Lethal company, sometimes, and Animal Crossing. I don't have a lot of time to play videogames, though. Only really do it when I'm invited... and not that I recall, no.
Q: Can you headbutt a wall for me
David: I would... rather not!
Q: Do you like the beach?
David: Not as much as Greg does, that's for sure... Although to be real with you, sort of...? I feel weird about it, it brings back old memories... stuff I can't really recall. I can't tell if I'm afraid or thrilled by it - I prefer not to think about it.
Q: Was your name always David Moore since that's a naval mine pun and all
David: ... It's a serious name >:(.
Q: Why did you resign from MIG?
David: I don't know what that is! Stop talking about that.
Q: ALERT! A sentry buster has entered the area!
David: I told you don't touch that darn thing! How'd that plan turn out for you, dummy?
Q: I still don't know what the heck your head is supposed to be is it some type of bomb or something?
David: Sea mine, a moored sea mine in specific. The little point thingies aren't that sensible, contrary to popular belief!
Q: Organelle
David: ... What?
Q: How are you able to see with your bomb head? Also how are you able to hear as well?
David: And how are YOU able to see with your eyes, huh? What, do you want me to explain you my anatomy or something? I'm not gonna do that! It just happens! ... Also to be honest I don't know myself. My "eyes" are on my head though. Same with the "ears", or at least from where I hear.
Q: How tall are you? It gives the impression you're tall, in order to support the bomb thing, but really how tall are you??
David: I'm around, uh.. 1,70... 1,65 maybe? It doesn't really matter - the head just does whatever it wants kinda.
Q: Do you have Thalassophobia? (phobia of large bodies of water, such as lakes, ocean, even the beach)
David: I feel... odd around big bodies of water - I believe I already answered that, though.
Q: Do you like cats? What do you think of Evil Cat? or even Coney if that matters
David: Sure I do! Cats are cute. Assuming the Evil Cat is the one the Kingz keep around, uh... yeah, sure. Always catches me off guard, so I don't really go near it but it's alright... I hate Coney.
Q: Could you describe how Ben. Looked like before their unfortunate death? :(
David: He looked like Ben. Shocker.
Q: How do you feel about people who go out of their way to upset a friend of yours? Do you stay quiet to keep peace or do you intervene?
David: I try my hardest to help those I care about! If I have to intervene, I will. Some people are just playing but they need to know when they go too far.
Q: Can you interact with the "pins" of your head? like another measure to make sure it doesn't accidentally explode? or is it purely "cosmetic"?
David: All real. Don't press it. It's not that easy to pop though.
Q: When bored, do you fiddle with things like, keys or even a pencil? picking at your clothes work too.
David: ... Woah, that's kinda personal, haha... who's asking all these? Alright well, I guess I sometimes catch myself fixing my tie or tapping on the table, playing with a pencil... it's nothing I take too much attention to, I also tend to mess around with the length of the chain holding my head down, sometimes I take it off and play a little bit, clean it... all that fun stuff, y'know?
Q: What do you think about writing? Do you like to write? Any books you've written or a diary of sorts?
David: I have written diaries, yes. I take great care when writing something other people have to read, like town announcements, but I don't really go out of my way to write books. I have my own stories in my head but that's just a product of boredom - I'm not too creative, you can see the graffiti I made at the town hall.
Q: What do you think of hats like Fedoras or sunhats? can you even wear a hat or is it too dangerous?
David: ... I don't like those. However, hats are cool. I prefer not to try but whenever I have to it works normally, just worrying and all.
Q: Has Greg ever gifted you anything, vice versa?
David: Many, and I mean MANY beach-inspired items. Greg keeps asking to go there but we can't really do that... we don't trust him after the fountain incident. And yes, I've given him a few things though I never know where it goes. One time I gave him this little duck beak mask thing and I never saw it again, for instance.
Q: Do you know of a man, with a strange hat, pitch black skin, and one eye?
David: ... No. No I don't. Next question?
Q: Do u eat,, or drink. if so how?
David: Don't. Ask.
Q: Who are some of your most gated people in Dorthpeck?
David: Did you mean hated? Otherwise, there's no one I really hate... I prefer to stay out of pointless grudges. ... Other than the landlord and the dealer guy. Those are losers.
Q: What are your thoughts about Stars? Do you like to stargaze from time to time?
David: ... The stars, they... ... You should probably ask Rhea about this.
Q: Do you have any different attire? other than your halloween one and your tuxedo?
David: Sometimes I wear more casual clothes when I'm by myself, but I usually prefer the tuxedo over anything. Looks nice.
Q: As for your voice box, do you often need to repair it or like, recharge it? (if it needs batteries I'm not sure), if so, do you feel any pain when you remove it? I'd assume not.
David: Well, I've never had to charge or remove anything related to the whole voice system, so... I guess not? I don't assume it's painful, it's on the buttons of my shirt, so...
Q: Can you sleep? like do you still feel tired and or is something you can do? And how does it work? How does the bomb not trigger to explode? (I'm aware you have a controller for it, but still, Naval Mines are touch sensitive iirc ?)
David: I do sleep, just like you and everyone else, in my bed too. The bomb does not go off that easily, no... I don't think it'd explode even if I fell from the bed.
Q: What do you think of the Player/Protagonist? Are you sure they're a trustworthy person you can rely on? And what makes you think of such?
David: ... I have my reasons. And my thoughts, too. But I've to learn more to really know what I think still.
Q: Do you celebrate Birthdays? if so do you have a birthday?
David: Yup! Little occassions like a friend's birthday or a kid's one, like Jr's. My birthday is on the 4th of March!
Q: What motivates you to hunt Coney & why?
David: None of your concerns.
Q: Who would you consider your best friend in Dorthpeck?
David: I'm friends with nearly everyone, really! Dorthpeck is such a small place, it wasn't too hard to get along with the rest... I'd have to say Greg. He's a bit of an airhead but he's always been fun to have around, but it's the charming kind of fun, you get me? Lakelyn does. She's also really nice to be around.
David: This photo's very old, but it was fun times. I don't think it holds up, actually. His clothes sucked back then, I just didn't have the heart to tell him.
Q: Do you listen to banana man by tally Hall.
David: Here he come with some for me...
Q: What kind of money do you pay in the city?
David: What, like the currency? What kind of question is that? We pay with ██████████████████ , just like everyone else...
Q: Are you ok?
David: I... I think?? What's with these questions?
Q: What do you think of people who lie? Do you think they deserve some sort of punishment?
David: ... Sometimes people lie for a reason. I think we need to be more aware of our surroundings before giving anyone a "punishment". Obviously, you should be honest about serious things...
Q: If you had a gun, who would you shoot?
David: Woah, woah! Nobody! I don't like to get violent... I'm pretty sure things can just be resolved through talking, no need to let it get that bad.
Q: Favorite part of the body and medical discovery of all time?
Percy: I would say... the human brain, by far. It's amazing how many things can happen in there, how some few changes in its structure can just change you forever, how directly it connects to people's way of being... it was one of my favorite things to study back at med school.
And I'm not sure, I guess the XRAY machine? More specifically the newer versions, I like to help people without them being worried if their skin's going to fall off the next day...
Q: Where did you get the idea to put an egg on your head?
Percy: ... *sigh*
For the last time, it was an accident. I simply didn't mean to. I was making breakfast, zoned out and forgot, and it somehow ended up there. Fitz and Evan won't let me hear the end of it, you don't got to join them...
Q: Are you not worried about Isa's sister? She looks down about it...
Percy: If only you knew... I was actually there the day it happened, she came back from the forest sobbing and when Arabella was missing, we immediately knew. I've been trying to help her recover ever since, but I understand her pain can't just go away...
Arabella...
Q: Dear Percy since you are a doctor do apples keep you away?
Percy: Apples are evil and will kill you. Nothing with cyanide in it should go into your mouth unless I personally say so.
Q: Aren't you latino? Do you speak spanish?
Percy: Sí, solo un poco. Prefiero hablar en inglés, como el resto...
Q: You doctors are known for healing wounds, but what about yourself? Are there any wounds you've had the misfortune of experiencing that stuck with you?
Percy: Well... some time ago, I hit my head on a rock back at a job I had. Had to bandage myself up and very fortunately I ended up safe, but I really could've lost my left eye there. Ended up having that side of my head bandaged for a while.
... I try to be careful with it, because if hit too strong the wound may re-open. Other than that, I'm okay. Thank you for the question!
Q: Percy, What happened to you and david? David seems to be sorry for the way things are. Whatever that means,
Percy: It's... complicated. Me and Dave used to work together at some point, and things didn't go so well, but it's all good now. We're pals, sometimes I see him at Jim's and have a cup with him.
Q: What has been the craziest thing you've done between you, Fitz and Evan? Or at least that Evan has done.
Percy: One time I was watching a movie with Isa and I kid you not, I looked back, saw nothing, looked forward, then looked back again and the kitchen was on fire. It's tame, but it genuinely caught me off guard. Craziest thing has got to be when Evan jumped on the electric wires and started tight-roping.
Q: What's the strangest medical case you've ever experienced? How do you deal with some of the "weirder" citizens who don't have a normal human anatomy?
Percy: ANYTHING David or Wakogma related. I don't even know where to start with that. And well, if the person in question is a robot, I just call Fitz, otherwise I kind of... guess, haha.... There's nobody THAT weird in here and I also know about being a vet, so...
One time, Flatley came in with some ripped cardboard drawing and begged me to fix it. I just glued it together and it worked. Funny that.
Q: When did you first meet Isa and Arachne?
Percy: Me and the sisters met way back when we were just kids still... we immediately clicked together, we'd play at the park and hang around all the time, and Arabella was one of the sweetest people I've ever met. I remember me and Isa would cheer her on in her recitals, how passionate she was about the piano... hm...
I just hope she's happy the way she is now.
Q: Doctor Lopez, I'm getting horrible nightmares lately where a strange figure chases me around the forest. Please help!
Percy: ... Nobody's called me that in a while. Either way, uhm... nightmares are a hell of a thing to deal with, I would know. But try thinking positively, doing things that put you at ease - read a book, play a game, talk with someone close to you, and whatever you do...
Whatever you do, try not to think about it before you sleep. I know the darkness gives your brain room to imagine, but... don't let it get to you. Stay safe.
Q: How did you get a job on M.I.G.?
Percy: I- I don't know what that is. Next question.
Q: Do you know of a man, with a strange hat, pitch black skin, and one eye?
Percy: ... next, please...
Q: Do you ever have get a feeling that something horrible is going to happen to you soon?
Percy: What...? No?
... What do you mean by that?
What's with these last questions? Hello? You can't just leave me like that! Hello!
Q: Any past coworkers you'd like to talk about?
David: Well... we used to work with a few characters, alright. Ms. Bob was there too, she still is, as far as I know.
Percy: There was also... uhm, Silas...
David: Yeah, Silas Stone was a great man... old guy, clearly he never had too many worries but he was a fun man to be around, knee-slapping, missing teeth... he was the most 'miner' miner I've ever seen. There was also Miriam. Miriam F.
Percy: ... Miriam, yeah. We don't talk about her.
David: We do not. She wasn't the best to be around.
Q: Are you okay?
Mrs. Bob: Hm? Yeah. Yeah, I am. Just a few more weeks and they'll let me off the job. I think.
... Are you going to go see my son later? Can you make sure him and my husband know I'm alright? Please?
Thank you.