The Dorthpeck Gazette
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THIS PAGE IS FOR THE LOVERS!
Moving on to our favorite couples around Dorthpeck...! No, we couldn't fit Bob in here.
The Bacons - Married for over 10 years now!
TO: The Bacons. The library of their dream come true...

Q: How did you two first meet in college?

Mr. Bacon: We met in college at the library. I was pretending to look for a book, but really just trying to see what she was reading. It was philosophy—one of my favorites.

Ms. Acorn: I was in my usual spot, reading by the window. He came over, asked about the meaning of life, all curious about what I thought... and somehow, we ended up talking for hours.

Mr. Bacon: We hit it off right away. After that, we kept meeting in the library, talking about everything.

Ms. Acorn: And one day, he asked me out for coffee. I said yes, and here we are.

Mr. Bacon: Still together, still in the library.

Ms. Acorn: Wouldn’t have it any other way.

Q: What's your favorite book?

Mr. Bacon: Ah, well, if I’m being honest...1984 by George Orwell always sticks with me. The control of truth and freedom—it’s eerie how relevant it still feels today.

Ms. Acorn: I love To Kill a Mockingbird. It’s one of those books that makes you think about justice, compassion, and how far we’ve come... and how far we still have to go.

Mr. Bacon: Classic choices, huh?

Ms. Acorn: Definitely, dear. But they’re classics for a reason.

Mr. Bacon: True. Very true.

Q: What major did you two pursue in college?

Mr. Bacon: I majored in English Literature. I’ve always been fascinated by the power of storytelling, how words can shape the world.

Ms. Acorn: I went for Comparative Literature. I wanted to explore different cultures and their stories, see how literature transcends borders.

Mr. Bacon: She was always the deep thinker.

The music men of Dorthpeck! Keeping this town as lively as ever...
TO: Wakogma & Bart. Life without music is nothing. But with music and love? You've got something beautiful.

Q: What's your favorite music genre, what's your perception of music and its purpose? Should music be created for the sake of it, or should it have a deeper meaning and be created for a specific reason? Hope this question can work as a nice discussion between you and Wakogma

Bartolomeo: Oooohh... this is an interesting one! Well, I've always thought that music is something like... the gears that keep the world running, if that makes sense! None of us could live without music, we'd all be swimming in a grey, sad world... I always loved how it can be interpreted in so many ways, because it's a form of art, you know? It tells so much about the author, their background, their thoughts... even then, music can just be made for fun, to tell stories, to make people laugh... it's one of the greatest wonders of the world! Anyone is able to make music, no matter their thoughts... what do you think, Wakogma?

Wakogma: ... I always liked how thoughtful you are. Keep talking...

Bartolomeo: Awh...

Q: Have y'all ever listened to Beans by Kurt Cobain it's 🔥🔥

Wakogma: JEFFY ATE SOME BEANS HE WAS HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY

Bartolomeo: Not again...

Q: Do you guys cuddle please let me know i have to know do you cuddle please please please

Wakogma: ... What a question. Do we, Bart?

Bartolomeo: Of course we do. We don't talk about it out loud, but yes. Usually in more private places and all, or when we're bored at the store, but it happens often. I remember when Wakogma first tried it out, haha...

Wakogma: ... Yeah, I didn't get it at first since that's a human thing and all, but overtime I can't deny I've grown to love the feeling whenever we're together. I'm just not very used to human forms of affection, you know...

Bartolomeo: And he very much is now!

Wakogma: Oh, you...

The doctor and the hunter, both mending each other's wounds...
TO: Isa & Percy. GET A ROOM!!!

Q: Do any of you play instruments?

Isa: No, not at all... there were a few times I tried it out with my sister, but it was clearly her thing and not mine.

Percy: I was there! My ears bled...

Isa: No they didn't! Dummy...

Q: For Isa and Percy, are you two dating or are you two just friends?

Isa: We're dating, we have been for a while... it somehow feels like we've been together for longer, though. Like before we made it official.

Percy: Yeah... we've been close ever since we were kids and I guess at some point feelings started blooming...

Isa: I still remember the night he finally confessed, I was really upset over something and when I called him he wasn't picking up... I was gonna go to bed and this guy just shows up and locks his arms around me and starts talking... what a night.

Percy: Ah, well... you know me, always nervous with things, haha...

Isa: That's gonna be the end of you, silly. Got you stuck with me... ce idiot...

Percy: Oh no...

Q: DO YOU CUDDLE PLEASE I NEED THIS I NEED TO KNOWWOWWW

Percy: Wh- what!? What do you care??

Isa: Hahaha...! Yes, we do. He's like an actual cat when he gets comfortable... nuzzles up to me and all...

Percy: Wha- Shhh! Shhhh! You do that too! Ugh...

Q: Favorite videogame? Or do you guys not play those..

Isa: I don't play videogames, nope. I like watching Percy play, though...

Percy: I- uh... I like... story RPGs. Sometimes. Nothing in particular...

Isa: He does...

Q: What’s a past experience that you’ve grown and learned from?

Percy: Sometimes it's best to move on.

Isa: Our past mistakes don't define us.