Q: What do you usually talk about with ROY? If you guys chat about anything often

Bob: Me and ROY are usually talking about the kids, really... guy's fun to hang out with, though. Sometimes we go and watch the game, and allat. Good to have a dad friend in town! Dave, Percy and Jim don't fully understand the life of having a kid... it kills ya.

Q: Your wife’s dead lmaooooo

Bob: ... Piss off. That's it? Really? That's the only questions they got? Grand.

Q: How'd you meet the guardians? Did the hive dude ever offer you any of the honey in his nest?

Bob Jr.: One time I was sooo bored I ran into the forest and met those guys! They were super nice to me and played lots of fun games, even if they were a bit confused at first... and no, Hive never shares it's honey with anyone!

Q: What do you think about the graffiti art in town? Would you like to make art like that?

Bob Jr.: I think it's super cool!!! I saw Lil Leon and his dad got some of themselves... I thought his dad didn't like graffiti! One time, my pa talked to the graffiti guy to tell him to not graffiti us, and I still don't get why! I think it looks really cool! I'd love to make drawings like that sometime!

Q: What is it like to take care of Lil' Leon?

ROY: What can I tell you... at first, it was a bit difficult to get used to, I didn't have a lot going on in my life, so... I didn't do much with myself. Leon's helped me become a better man, and I care for him oh so dearly. Kid's gonna grow up to be better than his dad, that I know...

Q: Do you have any hobby?

ROY: Watching TV, going out with Bob or Leon... just boring dad stuff. Sometimes I go golfing, but my issues lead to me raging a lot... people get it though, I'm glad they're more patient now.

Q: Have you ever thought about trying to stick your head in one place with glue, so you don't keep on changing emotions continuously?

ROY: That would work, except I would go insane within the day or two. Keeping emotions bottled isn't good for the brain, but I'm sure you understand.

Q: How'd you find Leon?

ROY: Some genuinely twisted moron left small baby Leon at my door, knocked and ran away. At first I wasn't sure what to do, but I figured that if the parent was horrible enough to leave them off like that, I could do better. So I took him in, and it's been uphill and downhill ever since, but I don't regret one bit of it.

Q: Are you only able to clean up with a broom?

Sw33p3r: I KEEP AN ASSORTMENT OF CLEANING EQUIPMENT IN MY STORAGE, SOMETIMES CHANGING MY ARM WHENEVER NECESSARY. I AM READY FOR ALL SITUATIONS.

Q: Can you detach the broom or is it permanently attached?

Sw33p3r: IT IS REMOVABLE AND REPLACEABLE IF NEEDED. I PREFER THIS ARM, THOUGH.

Q: Do you happen to know any brooms that reside in schoolhouses?

Sw33p3r: NO. I DO NOT INQUIRE ABOUT OTHER CLEANERS, FOR I AM THE BEST ONE.

Q: If you delete your System 32, will you die?

TabletKid: Yes. What kind of question is THAT? Something as dumb would be: Would you live if I removed your Brain? No.

Q: Can you run DOOM?

TabletKid: Sw33p3r does not let me. I am sorry. She gets mad at me if I don't listen.

Q: What's your favorite video game? And is it like a virtual simulation where you're directly inside one when you play?

TabletKid: Carl & Jared: VS. Bird. It has 60% compelling characters, 40% amazing soundtrack, 20% incredible visuals, and 124% Awesomeness. It indeed feels like I'm inside of the game! (woah.sfx) You should try it, sometime!

Q: Do you know you exist? haha.

TabletKid: Congratulations! I exist!

Q: Would you rather be human or stay as a robot?

TabletKid: I feel no shame over this metallic body, for it allows for many perks the average human body does not possess - such as a Downloads folder, a Documents folder, or an Audio folder. I would rather stay TabletKid 4ever.

Q: Who are your creators??

Sw33p3r: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

TabletKid: My creators are-

Sw33p3r: ALSO NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.

TabletKid: Oh. Okay!

Q: Can either of you run DOOM

Sw33p3r: ENOUGH.

TabletKid: I told you!.mp3

Q: How did you three become good friends?

Lil Leon: My dad and Bob's dad met here and then we met! It was fun!

Bob Jr.: I remember that! And then Tablet appeared one day... he was really shy at first, I remember!

Tabletkid: CORRECT. My programming comes with that implemented by default, to allow for a more immersive experience to that of meeting a new child in a new town!

Lil Leon: He has lots of games... Tablet is super fun to hang around with!

Q: Do you ever get anything from the Sweet Haven Corner without your parents knowing? I won’t tell if you do.

Lil Leon: ... Only once.

Bob Jr.: Leon no! Now they'll tell!

Lil Leon: But they say they wouldn't! Oh no, you actually won't tell dad, will you? Please don't! I won't do it again!

Bob Jr.: We need to go away, they're trying to interrogate us!! Don't tell my dad about this!!

TabletKid: INITIATING SLEEP MODE. I SHALL NOT BE FOUND.

Q: Has Homestead's anyone been rude to you if so did they receive karma?

Bob Jr.: ... What?

Q: What do you three want to be when you grow up?

Lil Leon: I wanna be like my dad!

Bob Jr.: A scientist, like mommy!

Tabletkid: A rocket ship!

Q: Where do the kids go to school? There isn’t a school in Dorthpeck, so possibly Windmere?

Bob: Windmere, yeah. Sometimes we take turns driving 'em and all, to save up on gas.

ROY: Not that phone kid fella, though... poor lad doesn't go to school, his mum's got to have him homeschooled.

Bob: ... Or, you know. He's a robot.

ROY: Don't lecture me, Bob.