Q: Who's was the most loudest person in the library ever?

Tawny: That sugar girl was driving me crazy. I shooooed her out of the place as sooooon as I could! I can't stand loud people...

Q: Where did you acquire your passion for literature? What are your favorite book genres (and your favorite book of all time 👀)? Do you think books should be adapted into television shows and movies from time to time?

Tawny: ... When I was a little owling, my mom used to be really intoooo reading all the time, she'd read me books from time toooo time, and it's something I reminisce a lot about. I prefer mystery novels... fantasy novels, none of your business. The Capture... and I think show adaptations are lame. Sometimes youuuu should just accept boooooks stay boooooks! Always needing a screen...

Q: What is your dream job?

Tawny: I already have my dream job!

Q: What’s your opinion on owls?

Tawny: ... What's youuuur opinion on humans?

Q: What made you want to work in the library?

Tawny: My love for boooooks... I would never give it up. For anything!

Q: Who was the quietest person ever to come into the library?

Tawny: Uuuhh.. I don't know...? Vin and Tom, maybe...?

Q: Do you like the ducks?

Tawny: No! They're loud, dumb and aggravating... especially that one with the glasses, urgh.... we need tooo get someone to clear the pond!

Q: What do you think of reading in electronic devices?

Mr. Bacon: Eeehh, whatever suits your fancy, but I've always preferred the old pages in leather... less straining on the eyes.

Q: Aren't those glasses a bit... Impractical? Is it harder to read with those on?

Ms. Acorn: Not at all, dear! They're just decoration! I feel like they give me personality...

Q: Is anybody banned from the library?

Mr. Bacon: Nobody, as far as I know!

Ms. Acorn: Indeed, indeed! Unless Tawny has done some work without us knowing...

Tawny: Evan. Evanilson Oliveira da Lima is not allowed inside the library.

Ms. Acorn: Aaaand there you go...

Q: Do a lot of people go to the Library or only some?

Mr. Bacon: Well, much to our surprise, a lot of people are actually interested in staying there, yes. We thought people would prefer to use their phone nowadays...

Ms. Acorn: We get many faces every day, new or old... it's really nice. Us three are usually staying there in case anyone else comes through! You should also come here whenever you get the chance...

Tawny: Rhea comes by often, she's nice. Everyone else is kind of eh. As long as they let me do my job, they can doooo whatever they want.

Q: What’s your opinion on the claim that libraries are slowly dying out due to the rise of technology?

Tawny: People are addicted. It's annoying. I get phones are great, but come on!

Mr. Bacon: Eeeeh. It was bound to happen.

Ms. Acorn: I'm just glad we get to be here while we can! It's lovely times...

Q: What’s the coolest thing you’ve seen in the sky?

Rhea: The many, many constellations that are visible from Dorthpeck... the sky is so clear here, gives a clear view of the cosmos... how I could get lost for hours and hours staring up, wondering what's far beyond our world... so beautiful.

Q: What's your favorite celestial body? (Anything counts, you could even go as far as to say entire galaxies if you'd like to)

Rhea: My favorite ones are the big and little dipper, always loved how they matched... but there's lots of celestial bodies to take into account... the Orion Nebula, Jupiter's rings, the Andromeda galaxy... etc, etc...

Q: The stars. They have eyes.

Rhea: Hmmm... oddly enough, you're not the first to say that. Same with the town secretary and the doctor... you should all hang out together, I can never make out any eyes in the sky...

Q: How much time did it take you to piece together every sweater?

Ms. Luma: Oh, must've been around a month, dear... but I put love into each an every single one of them, I can tell they loved it...

Q: Whered you get those snails? They’re so cute

Ms. Luma: I just found them outside once, they've been with me ever since... oh my lovely, poor snails, and how much I can relate to them... thank you for the compliment, dear...

Q: Do you have a favorite meal? If so, is there a story to it?

Jim: Pasta, used to make it with my good ol' momma back in the day. I believe that's part of the reason I started enjoying making food so much... even back at the war I was still the chef of the platoon...

Q: Why did you want to open a cafe in Dorthpeck?

Jim: Me, Billy and Lenny wanted to make use of whatever lil' time we have left in here, helping people like we've always tried to. It took a good bit of paperwork and a few headaches, but I'm proud of Jim's like if it was my very own child. Wish I could say the same for the rest...

Q: Do people ever leave tips? If so, what was the biggest tip they've ever left you and why?

Jim: One time, that Homestead bloke demanded I gave him the 'finest meal I had'. I told him that if he wanted a proper meal, he should've gone to Billy's, and he just threw 500 bucks on the table and told me to 'get it sorted', or summin'... Then he left. I don't know what's up with that.

Q: Do you mind the critters in Dorthpeck? Do they disturb your business or are they friendly?

Jim: Critters? Do you mean Larry, Soy, Krill? Coney, Flatley's workers, the cat? Spiders, crows? Forest creatures?

Truth is, friend. I'm too old to be worrying about all that. I'll welcome anyone and anything as long as they don't wreck the place, really...

Q: Who's your most common customer?

Jim: Good ol' Dave, always coming in for a coffee. There's also Isa and Percy, now they sit together and are a lot chattier, really. There's also the dads, Bob and ROY... I never see the phone kid's mom around them, weirdly enough. I've also seen Wakogma and Bartolomeo tend to order from their store, the Bacons come in from time to time, sometimes with Tawny... Burgundy, on weird occassions, blah blah blah... really, not many options people have when the other restaurant in town is closed. But Dave is still the most common.

Q: How is it like being dead?

Lenny: Outstandingly boring, friend! I won't lie, I feel awful lonely... that's why I value any and all visitors to come to the graveyard. That Burgundy feller is a real sweetheart!

... Though, I do miss being alive. I miss going out with my good ol' friends! I can't stand seeing Jim like this, but I can't do anything about it! Make sure to watch over him for me, friend!

Q: Have you seen the creatures in the forest? If you have, what’s your opinions on them?

Lenny: Just a bit of them - I gotta say, I'm surprised at how much personality they carry! That Flytrap fella is passionate for music! It's admirable! I don't mind them one bit, but I can tell why others are startled...

Q: Did you ever find your way back to Dorthpeck (While being a ghost)?

Billy: Meh. Almost didn't. Took an awful while to get here - them caves are a nightmare to get around. 'Least I can get around to seeing Jim and Lenny sometime. I hope.

Q: What would you have in that second floor of your restaurant if you were to still be alive?

Billy: 'Nother floor with even fancier tables, V.I.P. stuff for the romantics and the wealthy, heh. Jim would be losin' his mind over it, I can imagine... oh, Jim. You old foe, you.

Q: What’s the one genre of music that doesn’t deserve all of the hate, in your opinion?

Bartolomeo: Classical, by far! People don't get it, because it's not as exciting as the music of today, but back then music was a way more... refined thing. It was made with ingenuity, attention, and other goals than the ones you'd listen to today. It's elegant, really, and lots of people don't like elegant, but that's okay...

Q: Do you just make piano noises while you walk or is it just for show and you can't actually... nevermind

Bartolomeo: You see all these tile looking thingies? They all sound! Sure, it's a bit loud at times but nothing that's gotten people too distracted, as it doesn't happen when I walk silently... I can play songs on my face though, that's funny.

Q: Is there anything you miss back home? Like a certain food, or maybe a person?

Wakogma: Mhm... back there, I used to be quite a big shot, you know? People would scream my name, ask for autographs... generally, I felt wanted. I don't mind being here, but... I wish some aspects of my life stayed. Lots of people were there, many who made music just like me. It was... fun.

Q: What genre of music do you like most?

Wakogma: House Music, DnB and Rock. Just some of my favorites, but I enjoy anything presented to me...

Q: Do you have any hobbies other than art and music?

Wakogma: Well, I didn't get it at first, but Bart introduced me to cooking and fashion design when we started dating. When we're off the clock, we usually go and make something together, or try new fits.

Q: How much do you get paid?

John Spire: Not enough.

Q: If you were granted one wish, what would you wish for?

John Spire: A million dollars.

Q: Do you get paid? / Do you have days off?

John Spire: Not enough. Not enough either.

Q: Has anyone ever tried to steal from the grocery store?

John Spire: I don't know. I don't care.

Q: Opinions on the whole "Retro" style that folks are following nowadays?

John Spire: A bit weird. I don't get where this has come from but lots of people want to look like everyone did back in the day. I guess it's cool? Whatever.

Q: Would you mind if I went in the grocery shop to get a snack at exactly 4 AM for no specific reason?

John Spire: Yes. Or not. I don't know. I work all day, do whatever you want.

Q: Do you feel laggy constantly?

John Spire: Only a little bit. But that's because I'm kinda old. Not in the literal sense - whatever, you wouldn't get it.

Q: Worst customer you've dealt with?

John Spire: That Homestead guy. Came in, started spouting nonsense, didn't buy anything and left. At least everyone else buys something, no matter how loud they might be.

Q: Who is your boss?

John Spire: John Spire.

Q: HI GUYS. I THINK YOU TWO ARE VERY AWESOME PEOPLE! MY QUESTION IS: WHY CAN'T YOU BOTH JUST BE FRIENDS? I THINK YOU GUYS SHOULD STOP HATING ON EACH OTHER (AND BECOME LOVERS ❤️❤️❤️)

*The dealer silently walked away from the situation*

John Spire: Put me next to that guy again and you'll walk out with a limp body.

Q: What if I want clothes, but I don’t live in Dorthpeck? Do you guys do shipping?

Bizarre: Indeed, dearest customer! Just sign your address and I'll have it delivered to you through any means! If it gets lost in the way you're not getting your money back.

Q: What would you do if The Bizarre Bizar closed?

Bizarre: I... uh.

I don't know. It's all I have. All I am.

But that's not gonna happen! Less questions, more sales, come on, come on!

Q: Is that your real name? If it is, I feel so sorry.

Bizarre: It is! No need to feel sorry! After all... I am quite... heh. You know.

Q: So who's in charge then?

Bizarre: What? Is this about the hat?

Obviously I'm the one in control, dear customer! P-please stop asking about the hat already. It's annoying.

Q: Most/Least favorite candy type?

Cheryl: Hmmm... All of them!!!! I don't care!!!! All!!!!!! Aaaaall!!!!!!

Q: If you had to choose between a pot full of candy or your brother, what would you choose?

Cheryl: I refuse the question.

Q: Why were you banging on a vending machine at night?

Cheryl: Because it wouldn't give me what I ordered!!!!! It's a freaking scam I tell you!!!!

Q: Are you... Wearing an actual ice cream cone on your head? If it is, it must be a real chore bringing that around in the summer, wouldn't you agree?

Cheryl: It's just a hat!!! Don't worry, I'm not THAT unclean..... the rest is real candy though!!!! I feel like it compliments how I look... and yes!!!! It does get very messy, but I like that!!!!

Q: Cheryl it me ur per roock pls feed me

Cheryl: No!!!!!!!

Q: How satisfactory is life like in Dorthpeck?

Cheryl: It's super nice!!!! I have lots of friends here, and people actually support my dream!!!! Nothing ever goes wrong here.... you should come sometime!!!!!

Q: Do you know the answer to how many licks does it take to the center of a Tootsie pop?

Cheryl: It depends on the person... usually a few hundred, but I'll have to conduct more experiments, mwahahahah...

Q: Cheryl, what's your most rarest candy?

Cheryl: I have a gobstopper that was last licked 30 years ago... I keep it like a treasure... it's locked inside the deepest chambers of my lair... and you shall NEVER FIND IT!!!!!!

Q: Do you mind telling us more about your brother?

Cheryl: My brother... he moved to Dorthpeck to expand on our Sweet Haven Corner!!!! He comes back every few months or so, but he's helping us accomplish the dream we had ever since we were little... one day you'll probably meet him, you just have to go to Windmere!!!!! He's not too difficult to spot!!!!