Q: Huh, what did you use to do as a kid? You know, considering your name and all?

Co0lGuy25: I was cool, the coolest kid at school, the coolest kid in town. I was so cool it became my name. I'd chill around all day, it's just natural, really.

... No, my name wasn't what you think it was. I get what you're doing - I would never.

Q: Are you an animal lover?

Co0lGuy25: Yeah, sure. As long as they're cool too. That duck fella's awesome, I kinda envy it.

Q: Jorge, do you know how to kill POU?

Jorge: No... I tried once but, uh... didn't go well. p:.

Q: Hey lil man, what do you think about The Roblox "Myths"? You know, 1x1x1x1, John Doe, Guest 666, SMILE, Dignity... all those, yay or nay?

Jorge: Those are really cool... But none of them are real, obviously! I know some of the town people like to dress up like some of those guys for the holidays... pero no le doy importancia. O_O

Q: how... old are you??

Jorge: I'm 19! Why do you ask? Is it not obvious? :P

Q: have you seen the new sonic the hedgehog game? the redesign they gave him is so weird

Jorge: What? What do you mean weird...? ... Was he always grey? T-T

Q: Have you heard the stories of The Prototype? It’s like a mannequin, and it has weird black goo inside, and it wants to “get revenge” on David Moore for something he didn’t even do! And maybe even Percy!

Jorge: No... I've never heard of that!!! I should go and tell them and ask what they think, now!!! After the questions...

Q: What’s the genuinely meanest thing someone’s done/said to you regarding your height?

Shortcake: Uhm... people used to pick on me, and that's it really... I was never mean to anyone so I never got any sort of like, really hard bullying! It's okay! I prefer to not care about what other people think of my height... like Jorge.

Q: Do you believe in the stories Jorge tells you?

Shortcake: Of course! Jorge is super fun, he wouldn't lie to me... but he is very clear whenever telling me a fake story, or something. Most of it is just rumors, but I can tell when he's being honest...

Q: Are you actually made of sweets? If so, how? What flavor?

Shortcake: ... I'm not made of sweets! But it would be really cool to be... I'd probably have to hide from Cheryl, though...

I guess I'd be, you know, strawberry shortcake, haha...

Q: Are there multiple coneys, or are they just very quick to change spots?

*Coney ran away before we could ask it*

Shortcake: Awwh, you scared it off! Either way... I don't actually know? There may be many, or it might just be the same... that never really bothered me too much, I try to be nice to them no matter what!

Q: What's the scariest story you know?

Jorge: There's the story about the masked machete man... or the white skin teen who kills you... or the tall, lanky man... I think the scariest one is the one with the happy apple, though...

Shortcake: I don't like that one! I prefer the one with the eyeless guy, or the kid's statue...

Jorge: It's not about which one you like, it's about which is more scary, Shortcake! >:(

Shortcake: Oh... whatever :P

Jorge: Hey. That's my thing. Don't do that!

Shortcake: :D

Jorge: >:(

Q: Where’s your parents?

Jorge: ... Home? What do you mean?

Shortcake: Mine too! I haven't seen them in a while since I moved in... I talk to them sometimes, though!

Q: Was it ever so absolutely hot in the town that you straight up evaporated one day?

Lakelyn: Thinking about it... there was this one time where we reached really high temperatures, and I boiled a bit under the sun... but it's not usually that hot in Dorthpeck, so I've never really had that misfortune...

Q: Who (besides Greg) attends your swimming lessons?

Lakelyn: Greg doesn't attend my lessons! We don't take him near the beach, just in case... but it's a random assortment of people that come from other cities or towns, nobody from Dorthpeck... though Dave comes along sometimes, he doesn't swim though. Just lays down somewhere and relaxes...

Q: Do you drink water? If so, does it become a part of you after you drink it?

Lakelyn: Sometimes, I do... but there's no need, really... yes, it does become a part of me, it's a funny feeling... not that I do it often...

Q: How do you even wear things like bracelets and necklaces? Wouldn't it just fall into the water or float in your body?

Lakelyn: ... You know, I never quite thought of that... I guess the shape of my body just has enough mass for it to be kept like a normal accessory? It definitely doesn't stay on whenever I like, go into a pool and turn into it, or something...

Q: Have you been to deep depths in water? If so, was it interesting?

Lakelyn: I have been! But not too deep, water pressure starts getting too much and it aches quite a bit... but I've seen very interesting fish and some curious findings down there... bracelets, wallets, Greg...

Q: Opinions on fish? Also would fish be able to live inside you?

Lakelyn: Very cute! I love all kinds of fish and sea creatures... and yes, I have done it a few times to save some animals, like when a fish starts flopping on the beach's sand, or things like that...

Q: considering that you merge with water I'm guessing you've won many hide and seek games?

Lakelyn: Of course... I tend to hide in small places, like water bottles, or small puddles... nobody ever figures it out, haha... though, I have to make sure people know it's me whenever they're going to drink the water, or something.

Q: Do you recall what your first time at the beach was like?

Greg: Nope! Not at all, which is why I must go back and dominate the sea, bro... one day, everyone will look up to me, as I become water Greg... and I'll rule over the, uh... waters.. of...

Man this is boring, I just wanna surf!!!

Q: greg whats your second favorite thing other than beaches and surfing. do you have bones and stuff or are you just the beachball material. have you ever left dorthpeck brotato gimme the scoop

Greg: My good ol' bros Dave and Lakelyn, and vanilla ice cream! I have at least 3 bones, but my skin is somewhat plastic and all... and not that I recall! But it's okay, later I'm going to the beach...

Q: What if I just get a needle really really close to your head and it just happens to accidently touch it?

Greg: I would die!

Q: What would happen if your head pop up?

Greg: I would die!

Lakelyn: ... He would come back eventually, just needs to be inflated again and all.

Greg: See now that - I didn't know that broski.

Q: can do any cool tricks? like.. out of the ordinary stuff?

Greg: Just wait until you see my sick fountain trick. You'll flip! Flip and flop like a fish!

Q: Greg, why havent you surfed yet? you have a surfboard, all it takes is a beach.

Greg: You answered your own question! I'll ask Flatley and the crew if they can bring the beach closer by next time... I'm tired of waiting!

Q: whats your favorite music genre?

Greg: Tropical. Is that a genre? The music that sounds at the beach! Beach music! I'll ask Wakogma later... or Bart...

Q: how are you alive?

Evan: I DON'T KNOW!!! i. was born and thenm.. the wrodl shook.. because it wsa me. tHthe evans. Ibe never like gotten too injured heh yknow. its Okay. I wil live for ever

Q: Dude I need your help desperately what's 9+10 I'm actually losing my mind

Evan: p

Q: what is ur fav bowl of soup?

Evan: shut up!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Evan, how did you get that pot? what happened like what, also are you permanently hyperactive, you never seem to chill or take a break?

Evan: FAMILY GIFT!! family gift bro.. it was epic epij i tel you also i have uhmmm i have uhj adhd i thikn thats what the doctor said tomy Mom. Hello mom are you reading hey. I bought milk today

Q: What is your favorite smoothie?

Evan: The Raspberry Peach Banana Apple Ciders BlackBerry Pineapple Battery Acid flavored one

Q: brush your teeth bro

Evan: i do!!!! and when thr toothbrush breaks i have 2. Mwahj, ahah. I'm evil. I'm evil. I'm evil.

Q: What would happen if both of you drank coffee?

Cheryl: I don't like coffee!!!!!! It's yucky!!!!!! Too bitter, not having it!!!!!

Evan: They locked me in thr room jelp

Q: How do you feel about diabetes. hm?

Cheryl: I always make sure to run around!!!!!! To burn calories, or something!!!!! I don't know how it works!!!!! But you won't take my candy from me!!!!!!!

Evan: I DON'T KNWO WHAT THAT IS

Q: Who's the laziest in your crew?

Flatley: Point and doodle. I don' even know why they're here. They're just. There.

Q: Do you get paid well for doing ur job and have u ever thought abt quitting

Flatley: Yes and no. Someone's gotta keep the town tidy and good-lookin'. Don't worry much 'bout it, me and the crew get our fair share at the end of the day.

Q: Who's your favorite member from your crew?

Flatley: Hmm... gotta be Marcelo. He at least PRETENDS to pay attention to what I say, the rest are always off doing whatever the hell.

Q: Who taught you how to hunt?

Isa: I actually taught myself back when I was still little... I used to hunt small stuff like birds and things like that. Eventually it became more of my thing, so... I just kept doing it.

Q: You ever thought about getting a glass eye or something like that? Or do you feel fine with just the eyepatch?

Isa: I think I'm fine with the eyepatch... the eye is only scarred, so I don't really feel the need to, you know, pull the entire freakin' thing out. I'm good.

Q: How are you doing? And how's Percy?

Isa: I'm feeling fine, thank you. And he's feeling... well, I believe? He used to be a lot more paranoid before, but I've been making sure that he feels better...

Q: How tall are you?

Isa: ... 1,73. Why?

Q: Are you not worried about the fact your boyfriend keeps locking up? Is everything alright with him?

Isa: ... Yeah, yeah it did worry me. A whole lot. But I think he's doing better now - he'd tell me stuff about nightmares and- ... actually, you shouldn't be hearing about that. Next question.

Q: How did you get your hat? Does it hold any sentimental value to you?

Isa: My grandma gave it to me back when she was still with us... of course it matters a lot to me, you don't just go around losing that.

Q: How’s your family?

Isa: All good, actually! Aside from the obvious exception... they all moved back to our home country a few months after I turned 18... I stayed for better quality of life, really... I also just wanted to try being independent a little more...

Q: Do you think you'd be able to handle the loss of another loved one?

Isa: ... What kind of question is that?

... No? Weirdo.

Q: Are you able to like... move your facial features around wherever you want?

Fitz: Nope. It's all fixed in! Family thing, really.

Q: Ever tried joining the Kovert Kingz? I’m sure they would love your art, especially your art of Co0lGuy25.

Fitz: Nope! I don't like those guys all too much... woke up to some weirdos making like 50 graffitis of me around town - I didn't ask them to do that. I didn't want that either.

Q: Why do you like to annoy Coolguy so much?!!

Fitz: It's all just friendly banter, hehe. Coolguy's used to it by now, I bet. Besides, what else am I supposed to do when I'm bored? Read a book? Pffft.

Q: Have you ever tried getting into game developing? You look like the type of guy who'd be good at it.

Fitz: Naaaah, I never got too into it. I'm personally just not interested in it - I like games, not making them. I prefer to stay chill and all, not work all day like a dog.

Q: Fitz, how did your face turn upside down? Was it a M.I.G face transplant or something like Greg's head transplant for whatever it was?

Fitz: What? What are you talking about? I was just born like this. Face transplant...? Greg? Percy's never said anything about that. Not gonna ask him, either. He doesn't like talking about that.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

Vin: ...

Tom: ...

(Vin and Tom are mute.)

Q: tnuocca shit rof elbaliava ton si noitacinummoc txet

*Steug used sign language to spell out.... "What?"*

Q: Why are you so squished bro

*Steug used sign language to spell out.... "Yes"*

Q: What's your weirdest dream, if any?

Ms. Mach: ... Well... Once I dreamt I was, uh... at this very bright, white and black place... I didn't get to see much of it, but it felt really vivid... it was like there were other people, different people... looked weird... then I woke up and went to sleep again...

Q: Ever tried drinking coffee? Did you ever try to drink coffee to not sleep as much as you do?

Ms. Mach: ... Coffee doesn't work... just makes me... more tired...

Q: Anything you like to do other than sleeping?

Ms. Mach: ... Listening to music... sometimes I go to the records store...

Q: Can't you just sleep inside of your house and not sleep outside? Why sleep outside? Isn't it cold there?

Ms. Mach: ... I don't mind sleeping wherever... sometimes outside is just more... relaxing.

Q: Do you believe that dreams have deeper meanings?

Ms. Mach: ... Probably? If they do, I could write books... I've also slept in the library, sometimes... I've seen the owl lady do it, so I don't think they care...

Q: What is the cause for your major insomnia issues?

Ms. Mach: ... I don't know. I'm just very tired...

Q: Why do you sleep so much..? As much as I do know sleeping is good you just sleep way too much.

Ms. Mach: ... I don't know. I'm just very tired...

... Wait, didn't you already ask this...?

Q: Is there anyone in town that you would consider a friend? Or someone that you don't dislike at least?

Mr. Homestead: Oh no, no, no, no! I need nobody to be latching onto me, chap! The less connections I make with other lower folk - the better, I dare say! Why, pray tell, should I trifle with the rabble when I’ve got all this lovely jubbly green, eh?

Q: Are you friends with anybody in Dorthpeck or Windmere? Everybody seems to dislike you, or you're not fond of them.

Mr. Homestead: I've just answered that, you! Why don't you ask something worth my time, eh?

Q: Ey, what's your opinion on that Larry folk lad?

Mr. Homestead: Just disgusting! All that furry filth getting everywhere, those obnoxious, massive wings and that lousy greenhouse of his - all the worst, really. Don't bother with him mate, what a waste!

Q: What did you ask from Santa? Why did you get a wooden horse bro?

Mr. Homestead: I... I don't know. I didn't even ask for anything.

Q: Why the long, crooked teeth?

Mr. Homestead: Why the hideous, snotty mug, aye? Check your place, lad!

Q: As a pretty rich guy, what are your favorite activities? Do you enjoy any sport in particular? Any interesting hobbies? Do you ever happen to leave Dorthpeck once in a while to dedicate some fun to yourself?

Mr. Homestead: Why, my pastimes include staying home and counting my wealth! To be frank, though... going for a leisurely gander at the view does have its charms—so long as it’s from my part of town, mind you! The other townfolk are just insufferable! And no, I prefer to stay here, despite the filth... due reasons. I’ve my reasons, and they’re quite beyond the concern of a common pleb such as yourself.

Q: Homestead, why are you not fond of Bartolomeo and Wakogma, what did they do??? Do you just like angering people, Pissing them off? Yeah?

Mr. Homestead: ... Alright, alright mate. I know there's been lots of nasty rumors going on around me because I don't like that ugly few - I don't like anyone. This doesn't come from anything, I just do not! Please knock it off. They're loud, much like everyone else. I'm tired of this slander, I am not deserving of it.

Q: Is there anything inside the house on your head?

Mr. Homestead: Ah, the house? Purely for the aesthetic, lad! …Or is it, hm? I suppose you’ll just have to find out for yourself... If you’ve got the wits for it, hoho!

Q: Homestead and Krill, why do you hate each other so much?

(We couldn't get them together, for whatever reason...)

Mr. Homestead: ... I know not of a Krill.

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