The Dorthpeck Gazette

THE INTERVIEWS ARE IN!

Hello everybody! It's the interviewers here! If you recall properly, a few months ago you all were given the chance to ask your favorite Point Of No Return characters questions that we would personally take our time to find the answers to! We received well over 300 questions and we're looking to share all the results with you! If you didn't get to submit a question or are just now finding out about this, don't worry! We'll likely do this again in the future...

INTERVIEWER A: I'm ... uh...

INTERVIEWER B: None of us have- none of us have names.

INTERVIEWER C: Bummer that. Oh well. Enough about us! Let's get right into the answers!

INTERVIEWER B: You're right, you're right! But before that... in the form, alongside the questions, you all were asked to write out your thoughts on our dear narrator! You know, the guy that talks to you when you sleep in the game?

INTERVIEWER A: Of course, B! Our dear narrator has taken the time to go over all of your beautiful messages, he's been on it for hours! Anything to say, narrator?

The Narrator: ...

The Narrator: Man, I don't even exist.

INTERVIEWER C: Very inspiring! Very insightful! Now that that's over with... let's get into it!